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Revisiting C.U.T.I.E.
Toys in the 80’s were part of a very interesting time. Many toy gimmicks found their way across both sides of the gendered toy aisles. Transforming toys were both tough (Transformers) and fluffy (Sweet Secrets.) Figures were cropped down to 3 ¾ size ala Glamour Gals and the 80’s G.I. Joe. Even warrior fantasy lines had their time in the sun for boys and girls, hello He-Man and She-Ra! But there was one interesting toy gimmick that found a way to make toy lines interesting for boys and girls.
Mattel
released the beloved M.U.S.C.L.E. line in the mid 80’s. Full of tiny light pink
mini figures, the line stood for Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking
Everywhere and has become a very collectible line. The interesting thing about
M.U.S.C.L.E. was that Mattel was ready to make a toy line along a similar
premise for girls. Enter the fantastic kitschy line called C.U.T.I.E.
While
M.U.S.C.L.E. created a tiny world of interesting and fantastical figures,
C.U.T.I.E. was more interested in creating tiny mini figures in bright colors
of the different types of roles that young girls could aspire to. The line
stood for Coolest Ultra Tiny Individuals on Earth!
I
loved these toys so incredibly much. I had a whole set as a kid but they have
somehow gotten lost through the years. Luckily through the magic of eBay I have
been able to find some sets and think we should totally take a look at them
now!
There
were two different ways to collect your C.U.T.I.E. There were smaller multi
packs with four or so mini figures while there were the larger sets filled with
themed toys and ten figures in each box.
The
three sets in my possession are the Lovey Doveys, Rockity Rollers, and Tiny
Trendies.
Lovey
Doveys
Can
we just start off with the overall packaging for these toys? I adore the use of
color and font. There is something bubbly and energetic about this toy line. Once
upon a time it was entirely common for bright teal, hot pink, and yellow to
share packaging space. I really loved the brightness of the 80’s. We didn’t
need rose colored shades. They were neon. Lovey Doveys were essentially figures
that were representations of the various roles a girl could dream to be. Each
figure represented many facets of life and were really bright and colorful.
Flipped
around the box shares a bit of information on the toy line as well as an
illustration of the characters found in the set.
Each
group had a special image for the series, the Bitsy Babies and Gym Dollies were
really cool and the Gym set completely capitalized on the aerobics trend at the
time, but I do not have those.
A
free collector poster can be redeemed with enough proof of purchases. I really
loved it when toys did that, even though I never really took part in those
promotions.
Here
is the illustration. They look like fun right? Check out the names as they
sound really kitschy and coo-coo-cool.
From
left to right- Tutu Much, Singa Longa, Leah Tard, and Cherry Blossom. Singa
Longa is a fun name, and check out those bright plastic colors! I love this.
From
left to right- Rita Reada, Mrs. Sippie, Momma Mia, Mary Mee
And
the final two- Holly Woodstar and Terri Cloth. The names clearly give away the
nature of each C.U.T.I.E. and they are just so much fun and goofy. Of course,
you haven’t seen anything yet!
Rockity
Rollers
The
80’s had a plethora of female musical acts in toy form. Jem and the Holograms
and Barbie and the Rockers only scratched the surface. The C.U.T.I.E. Rockity
Rollers were interested in partying on stage!
Here
is the back of the box. It is very similar to the other sets…
…except
for the Rockity Roller illustration. I had a few of these as a kid and they
were so amazingly cool. Let’s check them out!
From
left to right- Mello-Dee, P. Anna, Jazzie, My-Donna (A total play off of
Madonna! How amazing is that?)
From
left to right- Wanna-Bee, Strumma, Rockababe, and Punkie. I love that they had
punk rock chicks in this set with Mohawks and sneers to boot!
Final
two- Teeny Tooner and Bopper. This was one of my favorite sets. The figures are
a total product of the time they were made and are something really special
because I don’t think there will ever be a time again when a girl’s toy line
will feature punk rock chicks playing drums and the saxophone.
Tiny
Trendies
This
set of C.U.T.I.E. featured the tiny individuals participating in trendy good
looks.
Back
of the box is the standard image, while a closer shot of the illustration shows
how the tiny toys can interact with the real world. (Having them hang out with
a china place setting seems like a fun time.)
From
left to right- Debbie Deb, Reel E. Cool, Too Hip, and Trendy Wendy. (Trendy
Wendy looks as if she is ready to do a work-out Pilate session.
From
left to right- Gotta Bop, Fasheena, Rani Rad, and Modesty.
Final
two- Amy Awesome and B. Cool.
This
toy line has so much charm it is sickening. The bright plastic coloring reminds
me of those parachute neon army men you could get from the ice cream truck.
Couple that with the unique names and you have a very fun toy line that
unfortunately did not get to be as popular as it should have. (With that said,
it is sort of a good thing because they can be found pretty cheap on secondary
markets now.)
Does
anyone remember this line? Were you a C.U.T.I.E. fan? Let me know!
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