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For the Love of V-Day! Part 3
Don’t
get sick just yet, there are some more trips to the heart for this upcoming
Valentine’s Day. Instead of the sweet candy treats and ode to love songs, I
want to share some retro fondness for the greatest Valentine’s Day book ever
written: Fear Street’s Broken Hearts by R.L. Stine! The exciting thing about
Fear Street books was that most holidays ended up getting a horror themed story
at some point. Broken Hearts was the story that marked a true Fear Street
Valentine’s Day special. Labeled a Super Chiller, this super sized book was big
on the thrills.
I
was in middle school when Fear Street was at the height of its popularity.
Nothing could stop R.L. Stine from releasing book after book, not even parental
groups that thought the books were rotting the youth of America. (At least kids
were reading.) Broken Hearts was the first Super Chiller that I read and
probably my second or third Fear Street book to geek out over.
Originally
I got my Fear Street books from the Scholastic order forms that we’d get in
school. I lived for Scholastic books. That slim catalog made up of thin paper
and full of books for sale was just the perfect way to let my inner dork free.
I loved looking at those books and imagining the kinds of stories found inside.
(Don’t even get me started on the Book Fair.) Fear Street proved to be my
undoing until I was able to get them in stores. (It all went downhill from
there.)
Either
way, I ordered a copy of Broken Hearts from the Scholastic order form and
waited for what felt like an eternity for the book to arrive. I was always harassing
my teacher, begging to see if there was a special Scholastic box in her hands after
lunch. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on Broken Hearts. It came out at just
the right time; it was sometime in the winter and around Valentine’s Day. Check
out the cover to understand why this was an important read.

Everything
about this book just screams, “Pick me up and relish every word.” The cover art had such a mixed look. A girl is merely opening her locker and inside is a
pretty heart, maybe from a special valentine, until she notices the horrific
message, “You’re dead.” Add to it a cover tagline of, “Valentine’s Day can be a
killer” and this had the makings of a fantastic story.
To
begin with, the idea of Valentine’s Day being equated with a scary thriller was
just unheard of to me at the time. Valentine’s Day was always a fun and happy
time of the year filled with candy hearts and bright reds and pinks. What kind
of dastardly world would I be visiting where even a Valentine’s Day on Fear
Street would prove to be dastardly delicious?

The
basic premise goes like this; Josie and Melissa get frightening valentines from
a killer. Before they know it terrible things start happening and a body count
begins to rise. Who is attacking the female students at Shadyside High? Why do
people insist on living on Fear Street? Personally, I’d just move.
This
book took me awhile to read when I first read it. As a pre-teen I didn’t really
have much of a life so I usually finished books with great ease, yet for some
reason it took me a couple months to finish this book. Once I reached the
second half though, nothing was able to stop me. The book swapped the perspectives
of Josie and Melissa between each chapter and when one of the main characters
ended up dead half way through, I was completely shocked. In a way, one could
say that I had a broken heart. I was simply devastated, which is a hallmark of
a good book. Even one marked Young Adult.
I
understand that Fear Street books weren’t exactly Shakespeare, but the story
was incredibly entertaining and provided me with some true shock-and-awe
moments. Broken Hearts also exposed me to viewing Valentine’s Day as a holiday
that does not have to be so “sweet.” I still fondly recall this book every year
around this time. Books were the ultimate valentine to give myself.
On
a side note, I’ve often wondered this, but were there any Fear Street male
readers? I don’t know that I have met many guys that read these books. Though
it would seem that the horrific nature of Fear Street novels would gear
themselves towards a male audience, I only ever remember my girl friends and I
reading these books. Of course, I didn’t really have guy friends in middle
school, but I have often wondered if there was a large male fan base of these
books. They are still fun to look over all these years later. Did you ever read
Fear Street books? Do you have a favorite Valentine’s Day book? Let me know! And get ready, Valentine's Day is coming right up and there are still just a few more retro memories on the holiday of love!
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