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Halloween is upon us. How I love Halloween. Halloween is especially great when you’re in elementary school in the early nineties. Parading thr...
Well it's that time of year again where ghosts, Ghouls, Spirits and everything else comes to haunt the world for one night out of the year. But before...
Remember the days you could go to the grocer with your mother and rely on the cereal aisle to have box after box brandished with the words, and I’...
In my experience, trick or treating is a spooktacular privilege reserved for children 12 and under. Though there are plenty of adults that would pro...
Scary costume choices for females are limited. There is not really much of a choice. Of course there is the classic witch, and maybe the Bride of Fra...
I have a deep appreciation for the past. While I don't advocate spending all your time contemplating how superior Clarissa Explains It All was to Hann...
If you were a heterosexual guy in the late 1990s, you know for a fact that it happened to you: you discovered that you were bisexual, albeit temporari...
When I was eleven and in sixth grade there was a strange limbo between sexy and scary. Back in 1995 sexy costumes were not like the ones today. Th...
Some kids live for presents under the tree on a cool, Christmas morning, others prefer the hunt for Easter eggs as Spring begins and of course the Jr...



