Eww... whatever happened to having good hygiene? That's not shaming, it's called embarrassment.

A man bit his wife over potato chips the other day. 

That'll teach her to hog the Pringles

Sure, there are some good parents out there, but you mostly learn about the bad ones. I refuse to acknowledge this bozo as a real man.

That's nothing Mr. Magic. When I was in eight grade my principal got arrested for driving drunk with his young daughter in the car as well.

When they say alcohol affects one's judgement, they ain't kidding.

Fake animal control officers steal dogs.

Here's a first for any child abuse lawyers.

Rick Ace Rhodes wrote :

Here's a first for any child abuse lawyers. -end quote

Good. She should have got 6 life sentences. 3 for her and 3 for her "witch" side.