Honey mustard.

mayo

man-aise

You went there. I just can't believe you went there. Your transition into PeZZ! has corrupted you.

What an idiot. What happens to people when they gain celebrity? It's like some of them just go off the deep end. Makes me glad I'm a nobody.

Then again, he may have gone down this path to destruction anyway. He deserves to be locked in a cell with a 6'10" guy who is also looking to get into smaller pants.

I hate to bring this up, but now Gene Simmons is accused of having CP.

They said he's not a suspect. He was away on tour when something was downloaded. They said it could have been someone using his wireless connection.

Good grief. Makes me worried. What if someone could do that to our own connections? Identity theft is one thing, but that... that destroys lives.

An enemy of Simmons must've did that to his connection. Who could've disliked him?