If cartoons like Captain Planet have persuaded you to save the ecosystem.

...upon seeing a pretty girl your tongue rolls down and your eyes stretch from their sockets.

You're forgetting the wolf whistle.

...you find a singing, dancing frog at work but he only sings and dances for you and nobody believes you so you go crazy and bury the frog for somebody else to find 200 years in the future and the same thing happens to them

shakin steak wrote :

...you find a singing, dancing frog at work but he only sings and dances for you and nobody believes you so you go crazy and bury the frog for somebody else to find 200 years in the future and the same thing happens to them
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That happened to me just last week.

Michigan Rag, anyone?