Ah yes, Married With Children.  Take out the kids, make Al a forklift driver, give him blond hair, and you have my biography.  

Which makes me wonder...

What television show theme song best describes each of us, and why? I would choose this one:




Because I am one of those people that enjoys the company of familiars and of familiar places. I have no desire to "see the world" or experience other cultures. I am content with here, and my life here.

Retrodaze is like the Cheers bar.

A place where everybody knows your name.

Sadly, a real bar consists of where everybody knows your business.    That's why I drink in the privacy of my own home.

You know, I just thought...

What is it about our childhood television moms and dads that at least one of them had to turn out to be gay in real life? (ex: Dad Brady, Mom Keaton, etc.)

The girl who played Marcia did meth later on in her life.

"Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

The other COPS theme song...

A DIC classic.