"I love it when a plan comes together." (The A-Team)

Al: Peg, guess what I found in the attic? It's something of my father's. It served him well for 20 years. And now, it will serve me for the rest of my life.

Peg: A pair of socks?

(Married...With Children)

raph: "i just feel so hard-boiled in these trench coats!"

(teenage mutant ninja turtles)

"Yaaaayyyyy!!!!!!" (The Muppet Show)

Arnold: If this was heaven, I'd kill myself tomorrow.
(Diff'rent Strokes)

"Were in hot pursuit!" -The Dukes of Hazzard

"Anyong." (Arrested Development)

Elderly lady: I need shoes.

Al Bundy: There's a blacksmith right around the corner.

(Married...With Children)

"Thank you, come again!" (The Simpsons)

"I want my daddy's records."

(Sanford and Son)