If you're wearing Converse shoes.

...you own a collection of Ginsu knives.

if you still feather your hair

If you're still trying to figure out what this noise is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc<br>

...the Mother Brain appears in your nightmares.

If you have a clock necklace like Flava Flav does.

...you're still waiting to open that box of Fruit Brute in your closet.

...you keep looking over your shoulder for The Noid.

If you have a mood ring.

...you still wear an *"aviator" jacket with 15 million patches on it.

*Members Only jackets would also be acceptable.