If you like to dunk your Oreos in milk.

O-R-E-O. Do they still use that jingle?

I don't know. The only Oreo commercials I ever see anymore are the ones where the guy says the slogan "Oreo: Milk's Favorite Cookie" Can't argue with that.

I see those and the one where the elderly guy says "Franklin Delano!"

...if you prefer red brick and paneling in your malls.

If you haven't mowed your backyard since the 70s.

If you ask if your friends want to hang out at the Arcade.

If you still make calls from phone booths.

If you still use a landline and a rotary phone

I remember one time when my dad and I went to the gas station, he was paying for gas and the cash register made this *Ding* sound that sounded just like the noise a ring makes when Sonic grabs one!

... you have searched your attic in hopes of finding a treasure map.