If you're gonna party like it's 1989!

You would rather be watching old black and white movies than Micheal Bay films.

Some black and white films are good.

If your town's prison system still uses the electric chair.

If there's a vending machine in your home.

...you and your family begin singing theme songs to 80's and 90's cartoons and sitcoms in an operatic style, because it sounds ridiculous. (Yup, did that. Today.)

thecrow174 wrote :

If your town's prison system still uses the electric chair.
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Wow, you just went dark there, eh?

NOT AS DARK AS THE ROOM WHEN THE CHAIR IS ON

If you had cereal from a box that hasn't been opened in years.

When you use slang from the past in your regular vocabulary. I am guilty of this. The most common word I use is dude.

So long as you're not using...

Righteous, Homefry, Face, Syke (or Psych), or No Doy.

I'm guilty of using "psych".